Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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