nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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