Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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