Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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