Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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