Your tits are I can't wait for
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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