im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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