so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
