Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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