Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She needs sedatives and a leash
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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