I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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