I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You ruined the universe
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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