I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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