I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the day after is always just damage control
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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