So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Randomize