There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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