i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
honey bunches of taint.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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