how can u be prego again
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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