No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I believe in your delicious
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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