belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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