Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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