Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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