bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm always down for nudity.
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