elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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