Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
