I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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