I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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