Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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