Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you win again, gameday.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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