Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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