? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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