stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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