Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
BRING THE BAGELS
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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