its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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