Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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