people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i love accidental penises.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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