Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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