I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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