Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
