thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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