I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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