let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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