chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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