it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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