You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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