Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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