i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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