he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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