No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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