grandma shit on top of the toilet
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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