So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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