Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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