names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
